Facebook is for Old Fogies!

I found out today, that, contrary to popular opinion… I am NOT an old fogie! What proof, you ask? You none other than TIME magazine itself says so! They have a new article called “Why Facebook Is for Old Fogies.” And, since I am not on Facebook, and have no plans to be on Facebook, I am NOT an old fogie! Infallible logic!

You see, as a web host and webmaster, I am already master of my own domains (get it?!) So, I am down wit’ the “in crowd!”

Why Facebook Is for Old Fogies

“Facebook is five. Maybe you didn’t get it in your news feed, but it was in February 2004 that Harvard student Mark Zuckerberg, along with some classmates, launched the social network that ate the world. Did he realize back then in his dorm that he was witnessing merely the larval stage of his creation? For what began with college students has found its fullest, richest expression with us, the middle-aged.”

Author, Lev Grossman, goes on to give his 10 reasons that Facebook is for old fogies… but I especially like number 10:

“10. We’re not cool, and we don’t care. There was a time when it was cool to be on Facebook. That time has passed. Facebook now has 150 million members, and its fastest-growing demographic is 30 and up. At this point, it’s way cooler not to be on Facebook. We’ve ruined it for good, just like we ruined Twilight and skateboarding. So git! And while you’re at it, you darn kids better get off our lawn too.”

UNIX Time Last Night – Uber-Geeky Coolness!

Whoa! Last night at precisely 23:31:30 GMT, the official UNIX time read as; “1234567890” – How geeky-cool is that?!?! Dewd! I am totally celebrating!

At the third stroke, the Unix time will be 1234567890

“Ready to party like it’s 1234567890? Computer lovers certainly are. That’s because at precisely 23:31:30 GMT tonight (Friday), the ten-digit clock used by Unix computers – which includes the servers that run everything from the internet to air traffic control – will display all ten decimal digits in sequence. For computer geeks everywhere, this seemingly dubious milestone deserve celebrations just like those that greeted the end of the millennium. Parties are planned around the world from London to New York, to Yerevan in Armenia and Asunción in Paraguay. But after the brief flash of joy, comes the dread. Computer scientists fear the worst for the next major moment in Unix time – some time in the year 2038, when the Unix clock will run out of seconds it can count. On that January day, computers will fail to compute time, and crash. Your computer could shut down. Vehicles may pile up as traffic lights fail. Planes could fall out of the sky. The advice is to party now, because the digital apocalypse may soon be upon us. Understanding how this will happen requires you to do away with your parochial understanding of time, and instead think more like a machine. You, being human, were under the impression that today was merely Friday February 13 in the year of our Lord, 2009. Computers count time differently. They simply count the seconds from ‘Co-ordinated Standard Time,’ or to human beings, the seconds elapsed from midnight, January 1, 1970 – the digital equivalent of the birth of Christ. Unix time is how many seconds there have been since then (not including leap seconds, in case you were wondering). But why is 1234567890 a more significant moment in time than any other sequence of numbers? ‘All calendars are just arbitrary,’ argues Julian Burgess, a web developer from London. ‘Celebrating the millennium – why do that? It was just like any other day, the Earth rotates on its axis and it moves around the Sun. All these things are arbitrary, so for geeks to celebrate Unix time is something for them to enjoy.'”

Geek Software of the Week: A-PDF Text Extractor!

Ever wanted to pull just the raw text from a secured PDF file? Well, with this freeware tool, you can!

A-PDF Text Extractor

“A-PDF Text Extractor is a free utility designed to extract text from Adobe PDF files for use in other applications. There are three mode of output text: In PDF Order, Smart Rearrange and With Position. Learn more about the output type here. The program is freeware, which means that you can use it either personally or commercially for free. The program is a standalone application; no Adobe Acrobat needed. A command line version is available also to allow you to call in your program or script. If you want to grab images from PDF files, you may check out the A-PDF Image Extractor.”

How cool is that!?!?

Miro 2.0, Open Internet TV, is Out!

This free, Open Source Internet TV client is just getting better and better! Miro rocks! Check it out!

Miro 2.0

* “A beautiful, all-new widget based interface
* Browse while you watch– pop out any video to an external window (our number one requested feature)
* Miro is now faster, more responsive, and uses less memory
* You can add streaming sites like Hulu to your sidebar (note: streaming with Flash only works in Windows and OSX)
* You can add download sites like Archive.org or legaltorrents.com to your sidebar and download to Miro with a single click
* Improved playlists
* New compact, sortable list view
* Better audio support”

The New Kindle 2 is Out!

It looks cool… and I want one! (But then, I wanted the original one and never got around to getting it.) Sigh. Well, hopefully this time I will get it!

Amazon’s Kindle 2

“At Amazon, we’ve always been obsessed with having every book ever printed, and we know that even the best reading device would be useless without a massive selection of books. Today, the Kindle Store has more than 230,000 books available, plus top newspapers, magazines, and blogs. This is just the beginning. Our vision is to have every book ever printed, in any language, all available in under 60 seconds on Kindle. We won’t stop until we get there. Whether you prefer biographies, classics, investment guides, thrillers, or sci-fi, thousands of your favorite books are available, including 103 of 110 books currently found on the New York Times® Best Seller list. New York Times Best Sellers and most new releases are $9.99, and you’ll find many books for less.”

Citrix Announces XenDesktop V 3.0

The new version improves scalability, hosting twice as many virtual desktops per server as previous versions, and enhanced graphics capability!

Citrix XenDesktop 3 Enhances Multimedia Experience, Doubles Scalability and Adds Streamed Desktop Support

“Citrix Systems, Inc., the global leader in application delivery infrastructure, today announced Citrix® XenDesktopâ„¢ 3, the newest release of its market-leading desktop virtualization solution. XenDesktop 3, a key component of the Citrix Delivery Centerâ„¢ product family, incorporates several of the company’s new Citrix® HDXâ„¢ technologies (see separate announcement today), giving virtual desktop users a richer “high-definition” experience with enhanced support for multimedia, audio and video. XenDesktop 3 also dramatically improves scalability, hosting twice as many virtual desktops per server as previous versions. And with version 3, XenDesktop becomes the first product on the market to deliver Microsoft® Windows® desktops from a common set of centrally managed images that can be run either in the datacenter (hosted), or directly on a PC or thin client device (local). This new capability gives IT organizations far more flexibility, reducing desktop management costs by making efficient use of distributed processing power across both servers and end point devices.”

VMware Release Open Source Desktop Client – View

VMware’s commitment to Open Source is taking a step up!

VMware goes open source with desktop virtualization

“VMware Inc. has released open-source desktop virtualization software designed to let its business partners optimize thin clients for the delivery of personalized virtual desktops. VMware View Open Client, available for download on the Google Code site since Monday night, helps further VMware’s strategy both for desktop virtualization and open source. VMware CEO Paul Maritz said last September that the company had considered open-sourcing ESX, its server hypervisor and flagship product. This week’s news doesn’t go that far, but it does introduce an open-source component into what is expected to be a fast-growing market for virtual desktops. VMware cited Gartner Inc. research predicting that 50 million user licenses for hosted virtual desktops will be purchased by 2013. ‘We are sharing our source code in VMware View Open Client so vendors can easily optimize devices to create the best virtual desktop solutions,’ VMware desktop vice president Jocelyn Goldfein said in a news release. ‘This … brings us closer to our Universal Client vision, where users can securely and efficiently access rich personalized desktop environments, from any device at any time.’ The open-source software is complementary to the commercial product VMware View, and it will let partners optimize thin clients and other devices for that product, the company said.”

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