And Now… Some Geek Jokes.

“I can’t open the jar,” she said.
“Install JDK and try again,” he said.

There’s a band called 1023MB. They haven’t had any gigs yet.

Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT 31 = DEC25.

Entropy isn’t what it used to be.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” The second scientist dies.

Did you hear about the man that got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.

Can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plummer? Ask them each to pronounce “unionized.”

So Schrodinger and Heisenberg were driving in a car. Eventually, a cop pulled them over and ask Heisenberg, “Sir, do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg replied, “No, but I can tell you exactly where I was.” Thinking this was a weird response, the cop decided to check the vehicle. He come back up to Schrodinger and asks, “Sir, did you know you had a dead cat in your trunk?” Schrodinger replied, “I do now.”

There are 10 kinds of people who get the above jokes; those who do and those that don’t.